That awkward moment when you get writer's block thinking how your girlfriend, ex-girlfriend AND ex-wife might all read yer very next post...

Found Poem From Someone Else's Random Text Generator Output/Filler

xylophone cat
neural tectonic dust mechanism

centralizing tic
material body

contemporary misuse
forehanded predestination

equanimous blowpipe analysis
plainclothes Paraguay canker brake

handsbreadth accumulate
hypogynous insertion

northerliness coral bean
science fiction rationalism

I Have *NO* Idea What This Is...

...but I'll mess with it anyhoo*:

http://www.istardom.com/AndrewIronwood



*the motto of both my cooking and my abuse of chemistry sets...

unmoored

unmoored:
not melting
or ossifying --
rather,
eternally departing

for other realms...

And Now A PSA Before We Resume With Our (Ir)Regularly Scheduled Programming...

Beware:

THE CULLING!!!...

(coming soon to a social network near you...)

Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans

[a prose poem made entirely from comment spam]

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SPAM SONNET

little gold plated Finns
with all the other frogs
chest pains chasing you?
get them off the track

get rewarded by
a perfect night life
make her grotto wet
and hungry for love

help your body
to build itself
with magnesium oxide
but question is --

why him?
the best...